4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
New Girl ➝ Best of Drunk Nick Miller
*Laminated paper wobbling sound*
Man in primary school I had this frenemy and before class one day she was showing us this bruise she had, then at lunch time things got a bit heated over a game of 4 square and I pushed her into the door (not hard at all) and she went and told the teacher that I pushed her into the door and gave her the bruise and it has literally been like 10 years and I am still not over it.
Nicholas Hoult | Out & About in L.A. [April 2013]
now i get why harry’s laughing at liam’s wax figure